Tinie's tag

Dear Jessica Alba,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your platypus ran amok at Tinie's house and I saw you insult Spongebob. I'm sure you're old enough to understand I did a sex change. Now my boobs is even bigger than yours. I'm returning Hello Kitty poster to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about Fatihah. No hard feelings ok? It's not about you, it's about me. I think I'm gay. Go die.


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