Afifplc N.A.Qs

It is common for popular websites and blogs to have F.A.Qs (Frequently Asked Questions) page to answer well, frequently asked questions by their visitors/ readers. I wanted to have a F.A.Q page of my own too but since I'm not famous and my blog is far from popular, I didn't get enough questions to put up a F.A.Q page to start with (so sad, I know). Having said that, I took the liberty to set up my very own N.A.Q (Never Asked Questions) page just in case they are visitors out there who's itching to ask me a question or two but too lazy to shoot me an e-mail. Here goes..

Q: Why do you blog?
A: For world domination

Q: What do you do?
A: Same thing we do everyday Pinky, try to take over the world mwahahaha!!

Q: Your blog have had a steady stream of visitors so far, can you put a link to my site from your blog?
A: Well, that depends. I usually link my blog to my friend's blogs plus several good blogs that I read often. Then again, I almost always link back to blogs who referred to me in the first place out of courtesy :)

Q: How many hits that your blog receive everyday?
A: Just 190 average

Q: Somebody said your photo on Friendster was more than 5 years old, why don't you put your latest picture?
A: It's my blog/Friendster page and I cry if I want too :P

Q: Where the heck is Seri Kembangan?
A: It's a town 30km south of Kuala Lumpur, home to the (stinky) Pasar Borong Selangor, Taman Equine Jaya Jusco and my office among others. And oh yeah, avoid the Seri Kembangan town at all cost during the day (those people have no parking manners).

Q: If it's so bad, why do you still live here?
A: Because my mom made me.
A: And it's near my workplace (5 minutes drive)

Q: Who the hell is Bujal?
A: Oh Bujal is an ogre that we rescued from the Amazon forest just when he was about to be turned into dinner by the locals there. We keep him as a pet at the office now. Real charming guy.

Q: Are you with the Opposition or against the Government?
A: I thought that's pretty obvious. I'm opposed to corruption, abuse of power, discrimination, arrogance, favouritism, cronyism, racism which is what everything Barisan Nasional stands for.

Q: But since I was a kid, I was brought up to believe that BN is good. They really take care of the people, develop the economy, provide us with jobs and security, promote racial harmony yada, yada. Even the papers and TV said that. So why should I choose anybody else?
A: My friend, I was brainwashed and just as ignorant as you not too long ago. Take your time to read this and this website. I assure you, you'll be enlightened with the truth and hopefully see what's wrong with this country.

Q: Aren't you afraid you'll get into trouble for what you stand for?
A: I think my views are pretty mild compared to other blogs available on the Net. I don't think I've done anything wrong so I have nothing to be afraid of.

Q: Why are your posts becoming less and less every month?
A: To be frank, I've been pretty busy lately with work and stuff. Apart from that I'm moving more into quality posts instead of quantity therefore I took a substantial amount of time (1-2 hours) for every post. I can post everyday but they're gonna be full of crap though. Besides, I update my other blog almost everyday what?

Q: Why do you where your pants so loose? Like everybody at the office saw your butt already.
A: Aha! That's the privilege you'll get for working in the same office with me. Take it as my gift to the world ha ha!

Q: I know you're married and all but the question is, are you still available?
A: That depends really. Unless your name is Nurul Syuhada, Fifi or Maya Karin, I suggest you forget it.

(Just kidding Mama, don't kill me!!)

Q: So how many times do you guys have sex every week?
A: Twice a day or whenever my wife gets horny. That's none of your business.

Q: What's your favourite position?
A: Women on top (wink-wink!)

Q: Your England is quite good, where do you learn that?
A: I was submersed in English speaking environment since I was a kid you know, watching English language cartoon, TV shows and movies, listening to English songs and radio stations, read a lot of English books. Start early, start young.

Q: Let's face it, Liverpool FC will never win the Premiership any time soon. Why are you still supporting them after all these years?
A; Yeah whatever, at least we got class and a proud history, can you claim the same Chelsea and Arsenal fans? Nope? Besides, I'm a very-very loyal person.

Q: I still cannot connect to my Hotmail/Windows Live Mail account from Thunderbird, why haven't you answered my questions?
A: Dude, I'm no Thunderbird expert and I made that tutorial from my basic knowledge in e-mailing system. The webmail extension is not perfect and sometimes I can't get connected to Hotmail too. Life sucks. Get on with it.

Q: Whatever happened to your teeth?
A: I lost it in a terrible accident long time ago.

Q: Do you think Mawi has any talent at all?
A: Yes he has absolutely no talent. He just got a really lucky break with that reality show. But I can't deny that he worked hard to achieve what he has right now.

Q: When will you ever start exercising for real?
A: Don't have time lah. My running shoes has also shrunk. It's too creepy round here in the morning. Global warming is bad for my health.

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