Things a father will never say

Yup, things you will never-ever hear from a normal, sane and right-minded dad.

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"Well how about that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions"





"You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, shouldn't you like get a boyfriend already?"





"I noticed some of your friends smoking pot the other day. It's perfectly normal if you're curious you know..."





"Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!!!"






"What do you mean you want to play football? Ballet dancing not good enough for you, son?"





"Your mother and I are going away for while. You might want to consider throwing a party."





"You mean you rammed into that guy's Mercedes? Oh don't sweat it, I'll pay whatever he wants."





"No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly aching and lets get to the mall."





"Whaddaya want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend."




"Stop studying so hard. It's not like you're gonna pass it anyway.."





"Father's Day? Ah - don't worry about that - it's no big deal."