I’ve been contemplating to go places like Tatooine (too dry), Dagobah (too swampy), Alderaan (blasted to oblivion), Endor (too many Ewoks) or to Coruscant (too crowded). After much thought, I’ve decide to visit the idyllic planet Naboo somewhere in a galaxy far-far away.
Located close to the border of the
Although located some 34 million light years away, a regular non-stop flight on board Air Asia usually takes around 72 hours from Pasir Mas Launch Pad to the Trade Federation ISS (pic above). Some people claim they get there faster via Air
One thing I noticed, the stewardess was a rather grumpy lot so I you don’t go making jokes like “Excuse me ma’am, where do you keep the parachute?” or “So this little yellow button is for the ejector seat right?”. Trust me, they won’t be amused.
From the ISS you’ll have to take the shuttle bus at Platform 9¾ to go to their beautiful capital, Theed built atop a plunging cliff-face lined with breath-taking waterfalls and ancient and majestic buildings, home to the elected Queen of Naboo (named Amida something).
Naboo's surface consists of swampy lakes, rolling plains and green hills. This planet is home to some 600 million inhabitants ranging from humans, Gungans, Falumpaset, Rokiahs and the Ketumpets. Naboo's river cities boast a number of magnificent buildings with classical architecture and greenery, while the underwater Gungan settlements are a beautiful display of exotic hydrostatic bubble technology (whatever that means).
The city folks are very friendly and nice but they usually wore really fancy costumes, it’s like they’re from a scene in Star Wars or something, WEIRD!!! Again, please don’t go making crude remarks like “I don’t know it’s Halloween already!” or “Dude, what have you done with my mom’s curtains?” It’s an offence to make fun of Naboo city folks and you’re liable for a fine up to 200 Republic Credits. Furthermore, it’s common sense not to make fun of other people customs really.
One of the main tourist attractions is the
If you happen to visit on the 24th of November, you can catch the famous Trade Federation parade along Padang Tembak at the outskirts of the city. You are advised to be mindful of your kids because who knows they might stray into Subang Parade Mit Subang Parade Mid Valley on Naboo as well, unbelievable!).
The Gungans are generally warm and cheerful but they talk rather strange like “
One place you definitely must visit is the Naboo Lake Retreat. This gorgeous lakeside resort features crystal clear waters surrounded by lovely rolling hills and is a favourite choice for newlyweds on their honeymoon. You can go for a gondola ride paddled by horny hot Italians around the lake or just chill out at their luxurious hillside villas while watching the marvelous sunset.
You can also go for a lovely picnic by the glorious cascading waterfall available only on Naboo. That’s me and Linda by the way. :P
Of course Naboo is nothing compared to
**Start Copy**
Proposition:
Where do you want to go Next, OUTSIDE OF YOUR COUNTRY, for tourism, work, study, whatever.
Requirements:
Find some info about the place, itenary etc, pics if possible so you get MORE Traffic coming in, and maybe some people can find somewhere to go to. Excludes your NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR, i.e.
Sorry, I don’t feel like registering for MyBloglog just yet…. Get it?
Quantity: FIVE PEOPLE.
Tag Mode: Chain Link. 15 of them.
You leave 15 people and their DEEP LINK of their Blog Name and TAGGED POST and hit out for five more. So it will look like...
Adam who really wants to go on a spiritual journey
Doris who wants to go to the the Carribean Islands
Azrin going Down Under
MaRLinda in Disneyland Paris
Athira Baby and her Balamory Antics
Msau to Japan
Dad Of Four would love to go to Provence
Flowerinthedesert the one place she wishes to see is Granada
Rina who likes weird sea monsters
And as usual I’m gonna tag a few well-known bloggers and see if they bothered to reply.
Kenny Sia (you're on reality tv now)
Suanie (stop swearing for once!)
Karen Cheng (one hot mama)Scott Adams (if only your cartoon is as funny as you)
Izni (I don't care if you don't have a single entry yet!)
So you're still upset Rin didn't reply your tag huh?
ReplyDeleteWho? Me? Never!
ReplyDeleteWhatever gives you that crazy idea dude??
I came over from Scott Adams' blog, expecting to see something about the man with the back beard. To my horror, I started reading about someone's Star Wars fantasies and travels to imaginary places. I hope this is a joke. I only read a paragraph or two before I realized that any further reading may permanently scar my psychological health. In the future, stop making shameless plugs to your blog. No one wants to see it.
ReplyDeleteWell that's too bad JERK!!
ReplyDeleteDamn it Scott, I'd expected you to not approve my comment but obviously you did. Now people will see me as this shameless, attention-seeking loser.
oh WTF, I don't give a sheet what those stupid lemon-eater think of my blog anyway ha ha!
OUCH! That hurts.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, free publiCity mah....
You can reach NaBoo on Virgin InterGalactic (it does exist now already) for at least US$10 to the moon!
azrin
Virgin InterGalactic? Uhh I'm not so sure about that. Last time I heard they got snakes on that plane ! HA HA HA!
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